Monday, 18 October 2010

On Pippi Longstocking and Other Things

Although I am fairly certain that there are others who do the same thing, I've been told that I can get quite obsessive when reading a book. The thing is, I've always preferred reading an entire book at a stretch. Whether it is a fledgling in terms of pages or a massive tome of over a thousand scrolls, I am happiest when I can read uninterrupted, without pausing for life and its requirements.

And that is precisely what I was doing last night. I'd been a little late in catching on to the Millenium bandwagon, but Stieg Larsson's posthumously published trilogy gripped me as much as it has many others. Last night, I managed to steal away the last book from my mother (who wanted to read it before I did. As if!) and had already finished about fifty-odd pages before she noticed what I'd done. Thus, the book lay in my possession for the rest of the night... And I had to make the most of it if I did not want my mother to steal it back during a weak moment of rest!

It was quite a remarkable amalgamation of stimuli! Here I was, sitting by a window late at night, running through the events of the story as they unfolded. And beyond the translucent glass was a performance like no other! Being Navami night, the para puja had to be resplendently raucous. With a few singers, a hired band and a tiny makeshift stage, the people of my locality could find no reason for anything less than "aatmosht aynjoymaint". There was this Lady in a Green Dress (if it could be called a dress in the first place) who had a decent voice. Sadly, it would not have made any difference if she had only trilled to the tune of the song without trying to enunciate the lyrics. There was also a gentleman who sounded like a foghorn and another lady (who I did not care to peep at from the balcony) who had a very healthy pair of lungs. Both of them spent the greater part of the night enthusiastically egging on the crowd with emphatic cries. Not surprisingly, the crowd got egged, repeated chants of "Yeeyh! Yeeeh! Byaaaapoook! Yeeeeeehhhh!" bearing testimony to the fact!

Now I usually find no trouble in noticing these quaint details and carrying on with my work at the same time. So it was quite an enriching experience indeed to follow the trail of a constitutional conspiracy and, at the same time, mull over the anthropological aspect of boisterous behaviour late at night. It was extremely enlightening... Lisbeth Pippi Longstocking Salander as well as wannabe Himesh Reshammiyas both gave me much to think about! (In the latter case it was a case of philosophical resignation... there are people in the world who should not be allowed to open their mouths but no law of Nature can stop them from doing so).

Finally, it was in the wee hours of dawn, (I suppose 6 a.m. does count as early dawn to me) that I turned the last pages of The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest. Thankfully, nine hours of sitting in fairly the same place hadn't been all that uncomfortable and I was able to hobble over to my room and take my lenses off without collapsing into a heap. Following this, I promptly made my bed and slept till twelve noon.

Tonight does not seem to show signs of being any different. It's quite amusing to see how a night-time train journey has happened to give me the symptoms of jet lag. The trip to the hills, however, was well worth it! But that,  again, is another story...

Saturday, 2 October 2010

Order, Structure and OCD

The last week in college has been absolutely arduous! All those of us in the Design team of the Department Magazine would agree that we never noticed when Monday turned into a Friday, as we were all attuned to the many whims and tantrums of Corel Draw. There were a few "inexplicable, incorrigible and illogical" circumstances... Owing to these, we had to complete the page settings for over 70 pages of the inaugural issue within four days so that all that the printer would have to do is press "Print". 

Nevertheless, it was quite an adventure! All those late nights and attending classes the morning after, yawning through the lectures, the phone-calls exchanged every few minutes to be told the latest "bad news", squeezing work into the meagre lunch hours and rare off-periods, and for me, working all night and stopping only when my alarm rang the next morning to go and brush, to make the rescheduled deadline... they're experiences that I am not likely to forget! I'm also fairly certain that my friends won't forget how the sleep-deprived me started humming the Godfather theme really loudly while plodding through the last-minute proofreading, or how I suddenly started laughing hysterically and wouldn't stop, or how they actually had to drag me away from the laptop and restrain me so that I'd rest for a little while.

Funnily enough, I found it all quite fulfilling. I mean, I know that I get obsessive compulsive about margins and measurements and the alignment of borders, yet, it felt good to know that I had had a hand in creating something that represents our years in the department. And it also felt great that when all of us were put to test, we succeeded. Now the rest is up to the printer and whatever power makes the world tick. We've done our job, in spite of it being impossible!

Right now, it is time to catch up on some lost sleep and stop dreaming of being choked by pages of the magazine. And perhaps, to recall ridiculously hilarious auto-rides through the narrowest of lanes, where we narrowly missing having blobs of meat flung at us!