Monday, 4 February 2008

Conversations Of A Barmy Kind

01.02.2008

1:10 p.m.

LD: “I shall annoy you by reading out Stereochemistry.”

Kaz: “Stereochemistry! I eat chocolate in the face of Stereochemistry!”

A little while later, when LD has been annoyed into poking Kaz with her pointy purple pen...

Kaz: “*Places large leather shield of antipoke*!!!”


Some Monty Python videos later…


Kaz: (Staring bemusedly at a cake after suffering collision with it) “I can see a strand of my hair stuck there.”

LD sniggers unceremoniously and promptly quotes these words.

Kaz: “No! You can’t quote that!”

LD ignores the protest and quotes anyway.

Kaz: “Hey! Want some dandruff?”

LD: “No thank you, I’ve got plenty of my own.”

Kaz: (sniggering) “We’re disgusting.”

LD: “Yep!”


2:00 p.m.

LD: “I need to drink water.”

Kaz: “What happens when you — what is the word for dying of thirst? Do you thirst to death — flaccidate to death?”

LD: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Kaz reads.

Kaz: “That was unnecessary.”

LD laughs some more.


03.02.2008

1: 10 p.m.

LD has been telling Ship all about Parabolas.

LD: “You’re swaying. And you’re hands are resting on your bum.”

Ship: “My bum is resting on my hands.”

LD: “Whahahahahaha! I need to quote this.”

Ship: “Write it down or you’ll forget.”

LD acts accordingly.

8 comments:

Sayan said...

Whee. :D

Prince K. said...

Here are the list of corrections for this post:
1.) It was the large leather shield of AntiPoke (TM) with a +8 against pointy purple pen-poking pirate-like-fish.
2.) The dandruff quote was NOT part of the deal. *Ahem*
3.) I still don't know what the word for dying of thirst means. And you promised that you'd write it down in this post.
4.) You forgot to write what happened after you read Stereochem to me. *Grins triumphantly*

Prince K. said...

Addendum:
i.) You shall be laughed at by Ship and I.
ii.) The large cake looked like a birdhouse perched upon a pillar (As LD very correctly titled here )

Lucid Darkness said...

Kaz: HAH. You wish. Ship and I shall laugh our livers out at YOU. Read/Heard some Vogon poetry lately? You seems to be in a rather volatile Vogon-induced vile mood. :P
And besides, YOU wanted to quote the dandruff bit. Why're you complaining now? ;P
I suppose dying of thirst would be dehydrating to death. Or something of the sort... not a kind of death I'd like to experience, to be frightfully honest. :/
And I don't think I actually read out Stereochemistry. Bleh. This is why I need to write things down. =|

VB said...

so this quoting thing s a pretty serious disease eh....?hehe
quote away LD...u hv my blessings


with love n quotes
VB

little boxes said...

alright then...
that was...umm..interesting ;)

Lucid Darkness said...

YES! YES! I admit it publicly! I HAVE DANDRUFF!
And my taste in topics for conversation is horribly disgusting. I have Z.E.R.O. social skills.

I can't help it, you know. Being mad, that is. :/

VB, your blessings are most welcome. What would be quote-book be without you stapling your ears with DM's clip?
When will The Quote Machine Strike Back? ;P

Lucid Darkness said...

And I HATE typos. *annoyed expression*

It is "What would my quote-book be without you stapling your ears with DM's clip?"