Monday, 26 January 2009

Lingering Lizard

Date: 26.01.2009
Time: 9:40 p.m.

The lizard crawling up my door
Was one I hadn’t seen before
Its dreadfully disgusting sight
Gave me quite the jolt last night
As I watched it move its sick small head
While I was on my way to bed
Almost about to fall asleep
Only to lose the urge for slumber deep.

That awful lizard was back today
Much to my distress and dismay
Creeping stealthily down a wall
Hoping that I wouldn’t notice its crawl
And the fact that it’s invaded my room
Disrupted peace and inflicted gloom,
I live in terror of finding it land
With one fine jump upon my hand
Shoulder, foot or worse, my face
To leap away with unholy grace
Even before it was put in place
By one good smack from a spectacle case.

It hides behind my wall clock now
Peering out now and then to bow
And nod its head most mockingly
To rudely appal most shockingly
I am almost tempted to camp outside
The thought, however, wounds my pride
And so I shall remain to fight
Until this insidious creature takes flight.

End: 10:10 p.m.

4 comments:

Not a grown up goblin said...

Funny..qte an entertaining read..:-)

Jadis said...

I like lizards. waa waa waa. :'(

But htis is good poetry. hehe. :P

Prince K. said...

I read this to my friends when they said they hated lizards... they LOVED this poem.

I do not. I like lizards. :|

Saturnalia's Offspring said...

I HATE lizards. I'm scared of them. Give me spiders and roaches anyday.

If the poem's truth, you might be a lot braver than I am. xD