Experiment: To speak to Ship without using the telephone.
Apparatus: Travelling money, a sense of direction, functional vocal chords and a communicating device which is to be forgotten shortly.
Wishful thinking: A nose that stays still and does not keep training vigorously for the Marathon.
Theory: For two people to speak to each other without the use of the telephone they must be within hearing distance of each other.
Apparatus: Travelling money, a sense of direction, functional vocal chords and a communicating device which is to be forgotten shortly.
Wishful thinking: A nose that stays still and does not keep training vigorously for the Marathon.
Theory: For two people to speak to each other without the use of the telephone they must be within hearing distance of each other.
Procedure:
1. Choice of transport should be such that starting out a few minutes late does not impede the experiment by more than a few minutes.
2. Basic knowledge of street-smart travel is to be implemented and there should be no hesitation to ask an obliging and benevolent policeman for directions.
3. The communication device to be forgotten shortly is to be used briefly and only to ensure that the experiment is in full swing.
4. Greetings and oddly inane thoughts are to be conveyed back and forth using the vocal chords while within seeing and hearing distance of each other.
Observations:
(During a disgruntled expedition pursued by a certain childish-looking person to search for certain items of clothing)
Ship: I will rob your underwear.
LD, who is taller and older-looking, wisely chooses to keep her face expressionless.
(During a conversation about cricket playing abilities)
LD: I can field —
Ship: I can’t field for nuts. Or balls for that matter.
Ship and LD are paralysed with laughter in spite of the gross pun. Ship does her rather loud “whahahahahahaha” laugh.
(After a long conversation, towards the end of the afternoon)
LD: This is nice! We don’t have to use the telephone to talk.
Ship: This is quotable.
*Laughterness*
(Many “whahahahahahaha”s, “hee haw haw haah hah hah”s and Jerry-Mouse-laughs later)
LD: I don’t think I’ll be quoting though.
Ship: You will feel ugh about typing this out? You are insane.
LD: Yeah.
Inference:
1. Ship looks quite young and is equally reedy. And she is pweety!
2. Most bloggers have poor eyesight.
3. Ship and LD are both insane and laugh like crazy lunatics and do not know how to behave in public without embarrassing themselves.
4. Telephone conversations go quite a long way in putting people at ease.
5. Some things simply cannot be quoted!
Result: A happy day owing to a successful experiment.
Result: A happy day owing to a successful experiment.
13 comments:
youarefuckingbrillainticantfuckingwritesofuckingwellly!
AND.
beFORE i said ill rob your underwear, you just said you didnt want to go towards that section. so if you arent letting me shop for them, ill OBVIOUSLY have to resort to stealing.
so well, yes.its all about basic human needs after all.
yes, im disgustingly frank and outspoken. to much info. go away people.
you are NOT TALLER OK? ITS ALL THE SHOESES FAULT AND MY POOR HUMPBACK!
IM 86 AFTER ALL.
PSHT.
awww u met ship eh??
ya ahe's pweety!
but try making her agree to that!
Man, you're so freakin' hilarious.
*insert action sequence involving dorky bespectacled fellow blogger falling off swivel chair, onto cold marble floor, howling*
Of the many recent blogs I have discovered, yours has to be the one with an amazing sense of humour. :D
And this is funny.
And this is funny.
And this is funny.
And this is funny.
can i rob your underwear?
=D
* I'll have you know that 'twas hilarious. *
Underwear. A delightful invention.
LOL! Absolutely fantastically brilliant ;)
you meet ship.*yay*.yes that girl is pwetty and loads of fun .and the post had me rolling in the floor with laughter :P
Ship:
Must you use that expletive so many times?
And I am taller. Even your mum agrees. Whahahahahahaha.
Now now, don't blame the shoes. We were both wearing flats. :P
BDC:
Yes I did! Yayness! She is she is she is! And yes, she won't agree. :/
PG:
Thank you!
*trips while trying to bow graciously*
Er... I am very clumsy. :P
Kaz:
Yes I did 'meeted' her! XD
It was very nice. :D
And thank you!
*fumbles while trying to keep balance while attempting to bow graciously*
DC:
NO. You can't. For obvious reasons. :P
Dhruva:
Thank you!
And er, what is the latter part of your comment meant to imply? :P
Princess B:
Thank you! :D
Shreya:
YAYNESS!
of course i wont and dont agree.
:|
lieses.
YOU look sweet and pretty and all that not me thank you you just liek using adjectives and you couldnt think of any other and you wanted to be polite so well.
:|
Ship:
Hah. I am neither sweet nor pretty. *rolls eyes*
End of discussion.
Yes, I like using adjectives, but you should know that I don't use them unless I mean them. Hmph. :|
Just a general observation.
* smirk *
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