Life is so peachy. It rocks big time. I love everything. Wow. I am in a wonderful mood in spite of learning that I have more examinations to sit for. Of course I am not being sarcastic. Sarcastic? Who, me? You must be out of your mind!
Why would a person like me with such an interesting life ever have to resort to sarcasm to make things more interesting for her? I am telling you, I am such a social butterfly! I simply cannot live without socialising every single hour of the day. I would never have to bother with silly trivialities such as talking to myself to keep me company. And did I ever mention how much I enjoy the fact that each day of my existence is remarkably different from the other days? I might have, I think ... once, or twice, or perhaps even a hundred times since it is a veritable truth.
Like I said, life is brilliant at the moment. In fact, it simply could not have been better. I am such a happy person, aren’t I? I’d stun everyone with the intensity of my vibrant smile — one that I am flashing almost constantly. No, seriously, my face hurts from all that smiling. It does, really.
At the moment, I feel like the most positive person on the planet. I could clap and sing and dance to express my joy. Brilliant, right? Yes. Very.
Not.
Why would a person like me with such an interesting life ever have to resort to sarcasm to make things more interesting for her? I am telling you, I am such a social butterfly! I simply cannot live without socialising every single hour of the day. I would never have to bother with silly trivialities such as talking to myself to keep me company. And did I ever mention how much I enjoy the fact that each day of my existence is remarkably different from the other days? I might have, I think ... once, or twice, or perhaps even a hundred times since it is a veritable truth.
Like I said, life is brilliant at the moment. In fact, it simply could not have been better. I am such a happy person, aren’t I? I’d stun everyone with the intensity of my vibrant smile — one that I am flashing almost constantly. No, seriously, my face hurts from all that smiling. It does, really.
At the moment, I feel like the most positive person on the planet. I could clap and sing and dance to express my joy. Brilliant, right? Yes. Very.
Not.
13 comments:
This happens to all mortals who do not make the immortal mistake called "Ghoting" or rather studying...my compres are in 10 days and all me n my wingies are doin is wathin one movie after the other on my laptop, and if the movies finish we engage ourselves in playin "Mafia"...just anything to keep away from the books
yikes! major dose of sarcasm... its tht bad eh?
Dream Baron: Oh I never study till it's the last minute ... and that has never been that much of a problem. I don't really care all that much about it. Mine are going on, in any case.
My rant is not about exams. They're a part of this rot we call student life so all I say is "bloody hell" and don't give a damn.
All the best for your exams though.
Shimmer: Oh yes. It is. I was in a foul mood last night. And I am insanely sarcastic whenever that happens. Whahaha.
I so happy for you I could cryyyyy ;-) ;-)
Paddy: Whahahaha. That made me laugh. Seriously. :D Thank you!
*laughs heartily*
welcome to the club buddy, we are all happy peachy people here,,,,now pass me the vodka please... ;)
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Word Ver:>> jr wtf
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Nothingman: Oh my! What an apt word verification! Sometimes I wonder whether Google can read minds. :P
Ship: Did I EVER deny that? Whahahaha. xD
:O
Doesn't that say it all?
Cho beeuchifool.
Not.
........ for a moment there I felt good.......
Glad you laughed ;-) ;-)
Jadis: Whahahahahaha. ;P Aye, it does. *is amused*
Sayan: Not? Not.
Sean: Yes, me too. :P Oh well, I have a somewhat dark, twisted and sarcastic sense of humour ... quite often, I laugh at my own expense. Oh well, it's fun.
Whaahahhahahahahahahahah.
You're crazy. And this is one helluva wonderfully comical post which is as serious too.
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