Date: 09.02.2009
Time: 1:45 p.m.
LD: (Looking extremely disgruntled in class while observing the Professor) Look, she’s acting as though she’s teaching little children in elementary school.
DM is sitting on LD’s left.
DM: (Keeping a straight face while looking at the Professor) Yes, she’s showing us pictures.
LD: Is that how you hold a book, Ma’am? (turning towards DM) Look! She’s tainting the sanctity of the book!
DM gives LD a characteristic look which says that LD is being randomly weird again.
LD: (continuing and ignoring DM’s “look”) She’s raping the purity of the book — She’s putting creases where no creases were before!
DM: …
LD: (quite agitated by now) She’s marking her territory in places where she has to right to!
DM: (very matter-of-factly) Um, that just reminds me of dogs marking their territory by peeing.
2:00 p.m.
Class: (imploringly at the Professor who refuses to stop teaching even if Time itself were to come to an end bringing about Ultimate Doom) Ma’am! It’s time… we have another class now.
Professor: (looking at us after coming out of her picture-book-induced reverie) Ummmnh? What? Bell rang? Hmmm?
Class: Yes Ma’am, we heard the bell. It rang just now.
Professor: Oh so your ears are tuned to the bell however silent it is.
LD: (turning to DM again) So is that a bad thing? (Looks disgustedly at the Professor) We are punctual people, unlike you.
2:05 p.m.
Miss Minnie Mouse, had hitherto been to LD’s right, “holding it in” and also under the false impression that the next class was to be in another room, (an assumption probably pee-induced).
MMM: (to LD) Listen. I need to go to the toilet. Take my bag with you.
LD: Um, I’d like to go with you. (Pausing) I mean, till the outside and then go in once you’re done and you come out.
PB: (another classmate, sitting next to MMM, laughing) That was very specific.
LD: Yes, just to clear the air.
Honestly, the fact that a conversation gets posted after ages shows just how scarce humour has been in these recession-hit times. And I suppose the fact that I found out that today is “Chocolate Day” according to card-companies who want to make money to beat the recession blues after I reached college and also that my classmates were in the final stages of their insatiable craving for the said chocolate also helped. And I didn’t get any chocolate today. *BIG SNEEEEF* Which obviously is totally irrelevant in this context.
Oh well, we’re all back to hilarity now and toilet humour, of course. Can’t leave that out!
Time: 1:45 p.m.
LD: (Looking extremely disgruntled in class while observing the Professor) Look, she’s acting as though she’s teaching little children in elementary school.
DM is sitting on LD’s left.
DM: (Keeping a straight face while looking at the Professor) Yes, she’s showing us pictures.
LD: Is that how you hold a book, Ma’am? (turning towards DM) Look! She’s tainting the sanctity of the book!
DM gives LD a characteristic look which says that LD is being randomly weird again.
LD: (continuing and ignoring DM’s “look”) She’s raping the purity of the book — She’s putting creases where no creases were before!
DM: …
LD: (quite agitated by now) She’s marking her territory in places where she has to right to!
DM: (very matter-of-factly) Um, that just reminds me of dogs marking their territory by peeing.
2:00 p.m.
Class: (imploringly at the Professor who refuses to stop teaching even if Time itself were to come to an end bringing about Ultimate Doom) Ma’am! It’s time… we have another class now.
Professor: (looking at us after coming out of her picture-book-induced reverie) Ummmnh? What? Bell rang? Hmmm?
Class: Yes Ma’am, we heard the bell. It rang just now.
Professor: Oh so your ears are tuned to the bell however silent it is.
LD: (turning to DM again) So is that a bad thing? (Looks disgustedly at the Professor) We are punctual people, unlike you.
2:05 p.m.
Miss Minnie Mouse, had hitherto been to LD’s right, “holding it in” and also under the false impression that the next class was to be in another room, (an assumption probably pee-induced).
MMM: (to LD) Listen. I need to go to the toilet. Take my bag with you.
LD: Um, I’d like to go with you. (Pausing) I mean, till the outside and then go in once you’re done and you come out.
PB: (another classmate, sitting next to MMM, laughing) That was very specific.
LD: Yes, just to clear the air.
Honestly, the fact that a conversation gets posted after ages shows just how scarce humour has been in these recession-hit times. And I suppose the fact that I found out that today is “Chocolate Day” according to card-companies who want to make money to beat the recession blues after I reached college and also that my classmates were in the final stages of their insatiable craving for the said chocolate also helped. And I didn’t get any chocolate today. *BIG SNEEEEF* Which obviously is totally irrelevant in this context.
Oh well, we’re all back to hilarity now and toilet humour, of course. Can’t leave that out!
5 comments:
this was seriously hilarious!!!
xD
oh and i didn't get any chocolate either. what's worse..i didn't even knowwww it was choco day. ugh.
bad teacher, holding books like that.
i think going to loo together is something ingrained in girls...
which is ok, who am i to say anything :P
N
You people are mad. :P
Especially you.
Chocolate Day? Really? And I missed it? Darn.
And the 14th is Boxes-Of-Expensive-Candy Day. :P
Random weirdness is nice. It makes the world a better place.
this might be completely irrelevant,but this post reminded me that a friend's school had the system of "toilet partners"...to avoid getting locked up in the loo,one kid would hold the door while her partner pissed
:D
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