Stooopeed Cow!

There is a cow honking or mooing or whatever it is that cows do, outside my window! And there is immense noise pollution from the numerous cars, lorries, autos and what-nots out on the roads. And I simply love it when the drivers of these vehicles decide to keep honking and honking and honking and honking and honking and honking, prolonging their use of the honking horn and drowning out even Metallica and causing permanent damage to my ear drums. It is such a happy feeling! Stooopeed cow! Mesa hates you! Go! Away, away! Mesa wants to listen to music! Now there is a parent discussing the Joint Entrance Examination results of her offspring in an overly loud and pompous voice so that the whole world can find out that she took the trouble of getting up at three a.m. every morning to make her child coffee so that the said child could study. Argh. Mesa annoyed by you too! Mesa not want to know means of studying for the Joint Exasperating Exercise, especially if it involves waking up at three a.m. and studying. The cow has finally gone. And so has the over-enthusiastic parent. I need to drink water now. Mesa loves drinking water. Water is good, yes. Very good. Another loud vehicle! *Growls in anger* *Glares at perpetrator of aforementioned crime* Blow up! NOW! And the cow is back! *Le sigh*