Friday, 31 October 2008

October Quotes

Date: 31.10.2008
Time: 9:40 p.m.

(Over the phone). Kaz reads something online about a Samsung phone and mutters imprecations.

Kaz: (exclaiming at the site) There is no competition whore!

He then realizes that LD is on the phone.

Kaz: (sheepishly) Oh, er, sorry.

LD: (laughing) Is whore an insult?

Kaz: It means prostitute.

LD: I know, but still... I mean, 'potty' is not an insult!

Kaz: (spontaneously) You're a potty!

LD breaks out into fits of insane incessant laughter.

Kaz: Anything can be an insult. You're a (at this point he burps loudly). That's also an insult!

LD promptly dies of laughter.

1 comment:

Prince K. said...

Do NOT forget that it was I who showed you the Great Periodic Table of Vulgarity!!!1!
OK. It's not as bad as it sounds xP