Bang Bang Bang!

Oh it isn’t what you think, you perverts! Sheesh. What dirty minds people have these days! Tsk tsk. I have been bored to tears this lovely evening since I certainly don’t want to look up things for the stupidest of all examinations on Monday. Today’s was stupidly easy, at least the programming bit. And yes, I am stupidly bored so I shall continue to stupidly use the word ‘stupidly’ owing to a stupidly sincere shortage of stimulation. Can you imagine how bored I am? I’ve reverted to alliterating abysmally articulately and annoyingly thanks to this sorry state of affairs.

But yes, this afternoon I laughed so hard that I vomited. Seriously! It sounds hilarious, I know, but I’d had lunch just before laughing so hard that I vomited, and thus, I laughed so hard that I vomited. And before that I did steal three cheese sandwiches and gobbled them up without sharing (nya nya nee nya nyah :P *sticks out tongue*) and tried my best to wrangle more food out of people in college. Hey, I was hungry after the exam, ok?

I’m also a little hyper this evening. It usually happens when I am bored. It’s the pent up frustration, you see. (NOT in the perverted sense *rolls eyes*). The good things about today are these:
This morning, on my way to college, I saw two adorable cats, one very cute little sparrow and two tiny puppies playing with each other. With this cute-overload I boldly walked where no Skylark has flown before and completed whatever I had to do for a three-hour exam in half an hour. Yes it was that stupid, the exam, I mean, not me. *snorts in disdain* I then chose to occupy myself during the time I was not let out of the room by examiners, frustrated for reasons other than boredom (do NOT be perverted, again, mind you) by drawing stuff and randomly looking around the room and trying my best not to fall asleep. Or yawn noticeably, hehe.

Now then, I shall proceed to more serious matters:
The Lizard is still hiding behind the tube-light and refuses to move anywhere else, or move its appendages.
I did not drink enough water today.
I am still thoroughly bored and have to do a tag on FaceBook (trust me, it’s not what it sounds like! Eeek).
My room needs some artwork pronto!
I wonder if my computer could run any slower while scanning the system.
And other stuff.

Now go away and get on with your lives! People are bursting chocolate bombs outside. Shoo.

PS: I usually make it a point not to write about current events, but yeah... let there be peace! Seriously, seriously.