Today is one of those days when I can proudly proclaim that I have been metabolised. At least, I’m sure that my brain has been so. My exams practically start tomorrow, well, not exactly tomorrow, but you get the picture. For the last couple of days I’ve been studying (surprise, surprise!!!). And my daily endeavour of getting acquainted with things I’m usually allergic to has been carried out under the baleful glance of a lizard. Now, I am not a lizard lover and don’t enjoy being watched by it while I try to study. But no, every day I find it peeking its bleary eye out from the space between the tubelight and the wall and looking disapprovingly at me.
I don’t like it much, it is downright creepy... Especially when my eyes which are to be restricted to my study-things rove towards other objects in the room and find themselves in contact with as disgusting an object as this Lizard. Note the uppercase for the L please, it shows how frustrated I am (since usually, frustrated people type everything in uppercase, or so I think).
My mother, on the other hand, is quite fond of this Lizard. It ate a cockroach that trespassed in her bathroom and her reasoning goes such: as cockroaches have chased her around in the past, something she hardly enjoyed, they may do so again, and anyThing that eats cockroaches is worthy of being petted affectionately. I however, do not agree. Cockroaches are much better than lizards, thank you very much! They allow you to cut them apart without the slightest objection.
So as I was saying, this Lizard I’ve been talking about, has barely moved more than an inch towards the left or an inch towards the right in the past few days. Sadly, it is not dead from disuse of its muscles. Yet. But one day, it certainly will be! I’ll be waiting for that day, or maybe not since I’ll be busy with other things more important than the lifecycle of a lazy lethargic languid Lizard that dares look at me disapprovingly.
But yes, today, I am proud to announce that I’ve been successfully metabolised. More so because I do not enjoy metabolism much. And even more so since my exams start soon and I am actually studying! That’s definitely an achievement on my part, especially since I don’t even have new episodes of Grey’s Anatomy for motivation. Still, I can’t wait for them to end as I’ll be able to go up to the terrace freely after I’m through with them. And Lizards won’t be able to give me the evil eye!
I don’t like it much, it is downright creepy... Especially when my eyes which are to be restricted to my study-things rove towards other objects in the room and find themselves in contact with as disgusting an object as this Lizard. Note the uppercase for the L please, it shows how frustrated I am (since usually, frustrated people type everything in uppercase, or so I think).
My mother, on the other hand, is quite fond of this Lizard. It ate a cockroach that trespassed in her bathroom and her reasoning goes such: as cockroaches have chased her around in the past, something she hardly enjoyed, they may do so again, and anyThing that eats cockroaches is worthy of being petted affectionately. I however, do not agree. Cockroaches are much better than lizards, thank you very much! They allow you to cut them apart without the slightest objection.
So as I was saying, this Lizard I’ve been talking about, has barely moved more than an inch towards the left or an inch towards the right in the past few days. Sadly, it is not dead from disuse of its muscles. Yet. But one day, it certainly will be! I’ll be waiting for that day, or maybe not since I’ll be busy with other things more important than the lifecycle of a lazy lethargic languid Lizard that dares look at me disapprovingly.
But yes, today, I am proud to announce that I’ve been successfully metabolised. More so because I do not enjoy metabolism much. And even more so since my exams start soon and I am actually studying! That’s definitely an achievement on my part, especially since I don’t even have new episodes of Grey’s Anatomy for motivation. Still, I can’t wait for them to end as I’ll be able to go up to the terrace freely after I’m through with them. And Lizards won’t be able to give me the evil eye!
5 comments:
Hey wait. Three points.
Punkt erste: Lizards are one of the most adorable things this earth has seen since... well... I can't say dinosaurs since they are lizards too.
ANYWAY
Punkt zweite: Your mother, being the awesome Arian that she is, is quite right.
I reason the same way, and I am an Arian. And, also, Arians rock more than any other Zodiac sign. That's requisite shallow comment for you.
:P
Punkt dritte: Cockroaches are sick things. And that is a good thing since you can decapitate them without any guilt. They'll survive, thank you. :P
AND
Good student thou be, Shark :P
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Send some Lizard love! :P
@K
what???!!! Her mom's Arian?? Jesus, are all mom's Arians? Mine's one, and so are the moms of all my close friends. O_o
O_?
And LD, dear, all the besht ok?? And you bitch are a medical student?? O_o
\RespeKt/
"lazy lethargic languid Lizard "<- Me like!!
Hehe!
But since the focus here is on Arian moms and 'Lizards vs. Cockroaches III(Terror Strikes Again)',I shall also add a few lines.
My mother is also an Arian.I think we have an epidemic!But she is on my side:I hate lizards.
They're pure CREEP-YOU-OUT creatures!!ewwww!!ewwww!
I like cockroahes more,'cause I'm not really creeped out by them and I kind of admire them as well because they have the ability to even survive an atom bomb,according to some research!
@Herr Kazalreth...
Kazalreth <3 Eideckse!:);)
Lizards like to do that I guess...thy 'hang in there'...looking at you/me/us. Try throwing paperballs o sumthn at them the next time...or better...a shiny hard heavy object so that it;s tail comes off. Then cut the tail in pieces and keep it someplace where the Liz can *SEE* it. Laugh an evil laugh then. :-P Gawd...sorry :-P
Nice post! Love ur style.
Err, my mom's a Piscean. :-D
Kaz: Point 1: Boo. Lizards are awful. Period.
Point 2: Pfft. :P That's a shallow reply for you. :P
Point 3: I didn't behead it, I just tore out its legs. That too for the most enjoyable ISC-level practical ever! :D
Point Random: Yes, yes, good morning! :D
Jadis: Too many Arian mothers around, I see. Hmm. And er, I'm too lazy to be a Med student. :P Hehe.
Eeda: POTENTIAL ARIAN MOMMY ALERT! OH NOES! :P Hehe. Well, from experience I'd say that you'd probably make a practical, objective and very witty mother, if you do follow Astrological trends. Hehe. :P
VB: I like the name change, missy! xD Finally!
And yeah, there's an epidemic I tell you! Maybe only Arians become mommies. In that case, I'm in luck. I don't want to be a mommy. :P Maybe Herr Eideckse will become an Arian mommy. Whahahaha. xD
Harshad: The Lizard was behind the tubelight. :(
And thanks for stopping by!
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