This was written quite some time ago on paper and in purple. And that explains why I forgot to type it out earlier. So well, here it is…
Date: 29.02.2008
Time: 11:55 p.m.
My love lives have presented themselves to be utterly fascinating and absorbing. ‘They’ have unravelled most surprisingly. As of now, I am a married woman — a blushing new bride who is too shy to speak her husband’s name. I am also engaged to another woman, one who already has many wives and am committing adultery with a friend of mine who happens to be the wife of the man who is also married to my husband. We’re all a part of this happily bisexual family where it is easier to say that one is married to everyone than keep track of each other’s marital and extramarital affairs. And there are more additions to be made to the family with time and ceremonies and 5-6 kilograms of chocolate.
’Twas an eventful evening. I discovered the “pobitro prem” of two of my friends and another friend of mine and I decided to get inspired and launch our own torrid love affair that led to marriage sealed with a kiss. And then the four of us, mainly my new husband and I wrote programs to publicly declare the love between one of the “pobitro premiks” and a woman he vehemently denies being in love with. The programs are patented and shall not be made available to the general public, as they are incredibly valuable.
After completing our coding we embarked on a journey into the world of The Bold And The Beautiful, where numerous liaisons were made, considered, disregarded, considered again, and finally finalized until further adultery. During this period, all of us decided to be most liberal, especially regarding barriers of gender or the number of spouses seeming sane. My dearest love got hitched with the male “pobitro premik”, a friend of us both, I decided to secretly elope with the female “pobitro premik”, a friend of mine, who is presently a friend of us both, and we also added the woman the male “pobitro premik” is secretly in love with but denying vehemently for the sake of privacy to our lovely equation. More multisexual madness and chaos was born.
And then, I remembered that I had an estranged fiancée who I had broken up with recently over the fact that she had already married twice without letting me know. Once she had been taken into account, we decided to elope with each other or get hitched with hula dancers as witnesses or chicken dancing friends for entertainment. And no, we all get along quite well with each other, and no, I am not the one who will be chicken dancing at weddings.
The final love equation is quite a complex one. Many minds may falter and fumble before its mind-boggling concepts. To make things simple, what I can say is this:
The male “pobitro premik” and female “pobitro premik” are married. The male PP is also married to my husband who is married to me and is also my love slave. Oh and I keep forgetting the most important part — he also provides me with an endless supply of chocolate as part of our arrangement. I am also married/engaged/not really sure what I am doing with the female PP, who loves the woman the male PP is secretly in love with but denying in a roundabout way. The male PP, however, loves the woman he is secretly in love with but denying in a straight way. I am having unlawful relationships with my estranged fiancée who we are not quite sure about. What I mean is that we don’t know how to finalize her position in this complexity. She is in love with me although I am not particularly interested in polyamorous women. She is free to elope with the female PP in a slightly modified version of an arranged marriage, or elope with my husband, who she probably will not want to elope with as she loves me and not him. Or we could all stop cheating on each other and be ‘exclusive’ with our respective partners.
We are all married to one another in some way or the other and therefore enjoying a state of supreme marital bliss. This shall continue till the chocolate runs out, at least. It is interesting to note how married life has affected us all. For all we know, we might even end up married to ourselves, which has, in all probability, already happened. I am now looking forward to what the new dawn shall bring. Perhaps there shall be more outrageous proposals to consider and accept. I am highly excited.
End: 00:45 a.m.
PS: For those of you who are taking this seriously: “Boo you! Go get a sense of humour!”
Date: 29.02.2008
Time: 11:55 p.m.
My love lives have presented themselves to be utterly fascinating and absorbing. ‘They’ have unravelled most surprisingly. As of now, I am a married woman — a blushing new bride who is too shy to speak her husband’s name. I am also engaged to another woman, one who already has many wives and am committing adultery with a friend of mine who happens to be the wife of the man who is also married to my husband. We’re all a part of this happily bisexual family where it is easier to say that one is married to everyone than keep track of each other’s marital and extramarital affairs. And there are more additions to be made to the family with time and ceremonies and 5-6 kilograms of chocolate.
’Twas an eventful evening. I discovered the “pobitro prem” of two of my friends and another friend of mine and I decided to get inspired and launch our own torrid love affair that led to marriage sealed with a kiss. And then the four of us, mainly my new husband and I wrote programs to publicly declare the love between one of the “pobitro premiks” and a woman he vehemently denies being in love with. The programs are patented and shall not be made available to the general public, as they are incredibly valuable.
After completing our coding we embarked on a journey into the world of The Bold And The Beautiful, where numerous liaisons were made, considered, disregarded, considered again, and finally finalized until further adultery. During this period, all of us decided to be most liberal, especially regarding barriers of gender or the number of spouses seeming sane. My dearest love got hitched with the male “pobitro premik”, a friend of us both, I decided to secretly elope with the female “pobitro premik”, a friend of mine, who is presently a friend of us both, and we also added the woman the male “pobitro premik” is secretly in love with but denying vehemently for the sake of privacy to our lovely equation. More multisexual madness and chaos was born.
And then, I remembered that I had an estranged fiancée who I had broken up with recently over the fact that she had already married twice without letting me know. Once she had been taken into account, we decided to elope with each other or get hitched with hula dancers as witnesses or chicken dancing friends for entertainment. And no, we all get along quite well with each other, and no, I am not the one who will be chicken dancing at weddings.
The final love equation is quite a complex one. Many minds may falter and fumble before its mind-boggling concepts. To make things simple, what I can say is this:
The male “pobitro premik” and female “pobitro premik” are married. The male PP is also married to my husband who is married to me and is also my love slave. Oh and I keep forgetting the most important part — he also provides me with an endless supply of chocolate as part of our arrangement. I am also married/engaged/not really sure what I am doing with the female PP, who loves the woman the male PP is secretly in love with but denying in a roundabout way. The male PP, however, loves the woman he is secretly in love with but denying in a straight way. I am having unlawful relationships with my estranged fiancée who we are not quite sure about. What I mean is that we don’t know how to finalize her position in this complexity. She is in love with me although I am not particularly interested in polyamorous women. She is free to elope with the female PP in a slightly modified version of an arranged marriage, or elope with my husband, who she probably will not want to elope with as she loves me and not him. Or we could all stop cheating on each other and be ‘exclusive’ with our respective partners.
We are all married to one another in some way or the other and therefore enjoying a state of supreme marital bliss. This shall continue till the chocolate runs out, at least. It is interesting to note how married life has affected us all. For all we know, we might even end up married to ourselves, which has, in all probability, already happened. I am now looking forward to what the new dawn shall bring. Perhaps there shall be more outrageous proposals to consider and accept. I am highly excited.
End: 00:45 a.m.
PS: For those of you who are taking this seriously: “Boo you! Go get a sense of humour!”
5 comments:
It was a joke? :O
And here I was... making plans for our collectymoon!
*Is very... very sad*
haahahahah!
woohoo...someone's got a happening social life!!
*gives jealous looks*
*giggle* I can see why you need all that chocolate...
muahahahaha! :) *chicken dances with ecstacy*
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