Monday, 2 June 2008

A Window to my World [VI]

I am in the mood for some humour right now. It rained in the evening much to the relief of the entire city, I’m sure and I was helping a friend who’d come over get transportation back home. (Sidenote: She still hasn’t called up to say that she’s reached safely. If she’s forgotten I shall pull her hair the next time we meet. I just hope she’s ok.) During my walk back to my house, my slippery slipper-ed feet decided to enjoy the mud on the beautifully maintained lane right outside my house. As I boldly marched through the mounds of mud, the slipper that was dating my right foot decided to throw a tantrum (my foot, always did trample upon it, the poor dear) and got stuck in the mud. My foot could not bear the separation and wished to regain its footing, and so I was instructed to retrace my last step so that the two estranged lovers could unite.

Now one would think that after such a reunion took place, everything would be bright and shiny again. But you see, it was raining and night had fallen, so that was out of the question. And so, the slipper that was best friends with my left foot had a literal falling out with it and got stuck in the mud as well.

The entire incident was actually quite funny. It gave me something to laugh about. And the walk in the rain was also very pleasant. I’m still smiling about it. The only thing that’s blotting out the colours in this rosy picture is the thought of appearing for another exam tomorrow. Oh sigh!

Oh and of course, how could I forget some other updates that the citizens of the virtual world have been dying to know seeing that I’m such an important person (a complete social butterfly) who everyone wants to know everything about! I have made an ink doodle which I can’t post or upload right now since a. I don’t have a scanner at home and b. my camera is out of batteries. Apart from that, the practical exam I had today went off alright. We see the results tomorrow and hope fervently that they’re the proper expected ones. Oh well, enough of boring stuff. Here’s some bacteria related humour:

LD’s evil-minded brain decides to annoy unsuspecting netizens upon seeing the status message of “Disturb at your own peril”.
LD: *disturbs*
I’m in the mood for some danger
Shruti: *pushes her into a well*
LD: :P
*climbs out and pokes*
Shruti: *pushes her into a volcano next*
LD: *turns into a thermophilic bacteria*
*spouts sulphur*
Shruti: grr
*dumps her into a sewer*
LD: :D
Shruti: *and parks a car over the drainhole*
LD: *becomes E. coli and answers to the IMViC test as follows:
++--*
Shruti: *gives up and ignores her*
LD: *grins triumphantly and ignores her*

So that was that. I’m pure evil, aren’t I? It is fun indulging in that state of mind, lots of fun. And I shall be off now and try to catch some sleep since I haven’t had much of it lately. I almost feared I’d yawn in the examiner’s face during my viva. So that’s it. LD out!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yay! rain! broken down autos! squelchy mud! expensive transport! yay! Calcutta :|

Ire said...

Wicked... interesting place your blog is!

Lucid Darkness said...

Gypsy: Ahahahaa! You are Anonymouse. Aww. :P

Kaz: Well, whoever said that office romances don't work out? :P E. coli and myself... well, we've come a long way. ;D
And I refuse to switch to Disqus! HAH!

Nikita: Thanks for dropping by! I love being evil *grins*

AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!
My word verification: hxjlpe
Now that makes me laugh. xD